I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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