I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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