i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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