i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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