She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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