Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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