I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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