She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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