arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
MIDGETS
????
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
