Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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