your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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