would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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