I want to have your abortion
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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