Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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