didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Do you still have your period?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Just high enough for therapy.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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