We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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