Your mouth is God's brothel.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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