Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Randomize