so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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