so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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