don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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