fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I just found a bag of teeth...
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
