You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize