Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
