I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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