I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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