Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I checked into jail on foursquare
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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