Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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