David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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