What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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