i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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