How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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