2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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