i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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