I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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