I accidentally burped into my bong.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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