can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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