If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
