I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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