I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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