Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
i think we sleep fucked last night...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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