If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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