Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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