is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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