I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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