Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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