Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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