Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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