angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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