Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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