i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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