Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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