WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
