Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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