He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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