I hate your face
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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