So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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