marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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