Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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