I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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